The Father of Cheesecake

There's this really cool dude, ok? He's standing around being all chill, like cool dudes are known to do sometimes. A cool dude like this probably has a real cool name. But he probably wouldn't just tell you what it was if you asked. He'd be way too busy for that. Busy being totally sweet.

But you could always try to guess his name. And if you were right, he might nod ever so slightly. That's a cool dude's way of letting you know there might just be hope for you yet.

> Enter name.

INSUFFERABLE PRICK

DUCKY

Your name is Ducky. You have a penchant for many things. In fact, you consider yourself to be a bit of a jack-of-all-trades. Although your skill is sufficient at most things, you are not particularly exceptional at anything. Your four great loves are reading, writing, art, and music.

Your dabbles include: playing violin, piano, guitar (electric and acoustic), electric bass, tuba, and a little banjo and mandolin; drawing via pen and tablet (you are best with pens); fashion; swing dancing (a little shuffling too); martial arts; writing your WIP, Fabula Salutis; editing your brothers WIP; fencing; computer shenanigans (one might even say hacking); archery; rifle/shotgun shooting (mostly trap); airsofting; cooking (but only should the situation call for no other option); trolling; being a really cool dude; standing around being all chill like cool dudes are known to do sometimes.

You enjoy Scott Pilgrim, Legend of Zelda, Homestuck, Hetalia, The Hunger Games, and Sum 41. Your veins are flowing with the lipid smoothness of coffee and chocolate milk. If someone should want to get to know you, you might nod your head ever so slightly. That’s a cool dude’s way of let—you know what, you’d love the aforementioned stranger to get to know you. Although you claim to have a particular disdain for people, you really do enjoy getting to know new people. After all, a friend is a friend is a friend is a friend, friend, friend, friend.

What will you do?

> Be the stranger.